8:16 PM Wednesday, October 01, 2014 (UTC)

Funny Questions to Ask Friends When Bored

Friends this is a huge & biggest collection of funny questions and funny quotes that you can ever ask to your girlfriend or boyfriend in bed….lol. Actually this is really a pretty collection of funny random quotations and funny sayings forever in life you can ask to anyone to get his / her attention and make them seriously thinking about your questions.

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- Why can’t a woman put mascara on with her mouth closed?
- Woman can’t do many things with their mouths closed!
- It’s a common misperception among woman that…
- their mouths must open wider when their eyes open wider!

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- Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway and useless junk in the garage?
- If Insurance companies covered my useless junk it would be outside too!

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- Why are there so many players if love is not a game,
- Ask Tiger Woods not me!
- If we count sheep to fall asleep, what do they count? A Shepherd

* Why do they call the brand Victoria’s SECRET if the whole world knows everything about her down to her underwear?

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- Why don’t you ever see the headline…
- ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’ if they always know what all the lucky numbers are?
- Maybe they can’t put 2 and 2 together to see for which lottery the numbers are!

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- Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address,
- you turn the volume of the radio down?
- To hear the cars behind you brake! 5 STAR Funny Question & Answer!

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- Why do they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get a prescription
- but the healthy people buy cigarettes at the front of the store?
- It’s simple,
- sick people don’t smoke and smokers don’t complain
- sick complaining people are not good for business so they put them at the back!

* Why do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counter?
Cause you can’t get an open vault door into your handbag!

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- Why is ‘abbreviated” such a long word?
- Because AB is used to describe 5 other things,,,
- and ABBREV sounds like an accelerated muscle?

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- Why do they call it the “Funny Bone”,
- it sure isn’t funny when you get hit on it?
- Some faces and words that come out of mouths are!

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