12:13 PM Monday, April 21, 2014 (UTC)

Funny Questions And Answers Jokes to Ask Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend When Bored Part 2

Friends this is a huge & biggest collection of funny questions and answers and funny quotes that you can ever ask to your girlfriend or boyfriend in bed….lol. Actually this is really a pretty collection of funny random quotations and funny sayings forever in life you can ask to anyone to get his / her attention and make them seriously thinking about your questions.

* Why is Iceland Green and Greenland Icy?

* If Santa knew who was good and who was bad why don’t they use him in courts?

* Who was the 1st person that decided to eat the thing that came out of a chicken’s ass?

* If it takes 8 men 4 hours to build a wall, how long will it take 4 men to build it?
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-    No time, it’s already built!

* What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
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-    Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

* How do you make a hot dog stand?
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-    Steal its chair.

* How do you make an egg laugh?
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-    Tell it a yolk. 5 STAR Funny Question!

* How do you go without sleep for 8 days?
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-    You sleep at night.

* What bird can lift the most?
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-    A crane.

* What bone will a dog never eat?
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-    A trombone.

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